Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

Lumberjacking

The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion

Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though

by Pxstie January 11, 2020

lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

Lumberjack

When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.

During last year's holiday party, Bob and John lumberjacked Sally in the conference room.

by Extollo March 10, 2018

Lumberjacking

Placing a woman on all fours while one man enters from the doggy position and the other man enters her mouth

James and I were lumberjacking Sara last night and it was the best! We had her on all fours and I was going at her from the back and James was getting head.

by James’s friend October 14, 2022

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.

"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."

by aiwefal April 29, 2025