lone lobos

Podcast hosted by love doctors Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand. Explain the most important information every Tuesday.

Dude: “bro did you see the newest episode of Lone Lobos?”
Other Dude: “of course Lone Lobos” is the best part of the week.

by The_silent_1ne March 23, 2022

Everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

it’s just a song popular on tiktok.

commonly found with a baby looking around

you: “everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right”

them: “ohh I know that song!”

by jaci lol May 11, 2022

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo

you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

by Marshila from 9/11 December 8, 2021

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob

My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

by QuargaPie November 13, 2018