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Le Douchesac

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.
On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.
by boss.haas May 15, 2010
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Le Monke

He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
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Le Flaunge

Derived from the french, "Le Flandiers".

Le flaunge was coined in the southwest of England, typically the bristol area and it could mean a multitude of things depending on the situation.

You could use this as an exclamation of happiness but also an exclamation of outright rage or even as a greeting or a way of showing sorrow, or even as a replacement for a name of a person or an object, You see the never ending uses for this word are insatiable.

Differentiated by the voice and level you use, it can be interpreted in many ways, but for those who know, well, let's just say. Ahhh le flaunge kuss ka toodee.
Example 1
person 1: I fucked your mum

person 2: Wtf Le flaunge

Example 2
person 1: My mum just died man
person 2: I fucked her Le Flaunge Raw

Example 3
person 1 : Wtf who stole my weed

person 2: i swear it wasnt me Le flaunge
by le flaunge February 3, 2020
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Le Norman

The Le Norman is a sex act involving fingering a girl who has thrush then taking the foul smelling white mucus from her vagina that is caused by thrush and wiping it on the girls upper lip.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
Guy 1: Hey i heard you fingered that chick.

Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.

Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
by putergeist July 15, 2011
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Les Pretend

Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.

Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
by Llihp Notwen April 15, 2013
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lizzie the les

Basically a girl who will eat any girl out, someone who isn't afraid to finger someone then eat food without washing her hands. Always making sure everyone knows she's gay by wearing 3 quarter lengths with vans.
Lizzie the les is a set of words that means a women who eats other women.
by Massivesspearmonyourface December 1, 2016
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Le Qing

She’s a really beautiful and smart girl, awesome in every way. She will make u laugh and smile. But she is also very stubborn. She’s every guy’s dream girl
Wow she’s definitely a le Qing
by Jason23435 February 7, 2020
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