lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

by LostInTheWoods123 January 4, 2020

Lamp Shade

A word used to make hyperboles and used in sarcasm

Is that a handbag your carrying?
No, its a lampshade.

(note the sarcasm)

You are as dull as a lampshade!

by sTaR April 5, 2004

Lamp

going to check who is upstairs or in another area of a given public house or night club

going for a lamp; "hey boyz were goin to go wide for the lamp"

by katie123 June 27, 2006

Lava Lamps

The effect given when a female's tights or stockings apply pressure on the skin at random places, which change as she walks, giving a lava lamp effect.

"Wow, look at the lava lamps on her!"

by part-time-bankie February 17, 2010

Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.

Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!

by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009

lamp jaw

It's a definition of anything massively un-cool or lacking any ass kicking skills

Kronkor, you kick ass, definately not a lamp-jaw


Hey Britta, you suck, you lamp-jaw

by Kronkor Kronkite August 6, 2004

salt lamp

when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.

he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp

by dr. smiski September 21, 2019