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18 and Lost

A phonetic play on words on the NFL's New England Patriots 18-1 season. Instead of "Eighteen and One" or "Eighteen and Won", the appropriate term should be "Eighteen and Lost".
Pats Fan: "Yeah, well, the Patriots still had an amazing 18 and 1 season".

Giants Fan: "You mean '18 and lost' .... Sucka"!

Pats Fan: "I'm going to go cry now and masturbate to my Tom Brady Poster".
by Dean2k February 5, 2008
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LOST

L.O.S.T. Stands for LINES OF SEMEN, TONIGHT. When a man fucks a woman or man untill the pinnacle of ejaculation, upon which he spludges a line of semen onto the chest of that man or woman, and proceeds to snort that line to reach a bizarre sexual euphoria. Popular in the frat houses of UofA.
Hey dude wanna get "LOST"tonight...

Bro I just got "LOST", *snivels* oh that feels so good.

After that gnarly longboarding accident I decided I needed to get LOSTwith my bros, my homie Chad let me bust an L on his chest and snort it off...high as a motherfucker.
by Jimbo Razorback February 27, 2011
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Lost

1. One of 2 new shows that has dragged ABC out of the gutter (the other one being Desperate Housewives) to become one of the most promising channels on network TV. It's about a group of plane crash survivors on a deserted island, and nobody is who they seem to be. Oh, and there's a 30-foot monster and a psycho French chick roaming the island too.

2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.
1. There are numerous conspiracy theroies about the characters on Lost.

2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.
by Kevin May 13, 2005
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lobster knife fight

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009
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maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down
Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.
by masterquief69 March 7, 2011
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make up for lost time

to do something very fast to compensate for a slow start
After going through the all that We ought to make up for lost time.
by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2009
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