writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

age is just a letter

idiot forgot what a age is

Person1: Age is just a number
FBI: haha we put u in jale now
vensjfaj: no age is just a letter

by Williamthecoolboy June 24, 2022

Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

by Ziper December 9, 2007

four-lettered man

N. A variation of three-lettered man, referring to a male homosexual. The four letters refer to Homo.

We don't hang out with John. We've heard he's a bit of a four-lettered man.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

Dear Juan Letter

a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.

Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.

by Hulencia February 16, 2010

The seventh letter of the alphabet

G

I'm the seventh letter of the alphabet.

by superpenguin April 20, 2009

four page letter

Writing someone a letter you’re in love with who doesn’t share the effort you put into loving them and you’re heartbroken and you’re warning the person to put more into the relationship.

I’m writing this girl a four page letter if she doesn’t straighten up!!

by Eggnant June 13, 2018