by boss.haas May 15, 2010
Get the Le Douchesacmug. He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
Get the Le Monkemug. Derived from the french, "Le Flandiers".
Le flaunge was coined in the southwest of England, typically the bristol area and it could mean a multitude of things depending on the situation.
You could use this as an exclamation of happiness but also an exclamation of outright rage or even as a greeting or a way of showing sorrow, or even as a replacement for a name of a person or an object, You see the never ending uses for this word are insatiable.
Differentiated by the voice and level you use, it can be interpreted in many ways, but for those who know, well, let's just say. Ahhh le flaunge kuss ka toodee.
Le flaunge was coined in the southwest of England, typically the bristol area and it could mean a multitude of things depending on the situation.
You could use this as an exclamation of happiness but also an exclamation of outright rage or even as a greeting or a way of showing sorrow, or even as a replacement for a name of a person or an object, You see the never ending uses for this word are insatiable.
Differentiated by the voice and level you use, it can be interpreted in many ways, but for those who know, well, let's just say. Ahhh le flaunge kuss ka toodee.
Example 1
person 1: I fucked your mum
person 2: Wtf Le flaunge
Example 2
person 1: My mum just died man
person 2: I fucked her Le Flaunge Raw
Example 3
person 1 : Wtf who stole my weed
person 2: i swear it wasnt me Le flaunge
person 1: I fucked your mum
person 2: Wtf Le flaunge
Example 2
person 1: My mum just died man
person 2: I fucked her Le Flaunge Raw
Example 3
person 1 : Wtf who stole my weed
person 2: i swear it wasnt me Le flaunge
by le flaunge February 3, 2020
Get the Le Flaungemug. The Le Norman is a sex act involving fingering a girl who has thrush then taking the foul smelling white mucus from her vagina that is caused by thrush and wiping it on the girls upper lip.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
Guy 1: Hey i heard you fingered that chick.
Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.
Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.
Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
by putergeist July 15, 2011
Get the Le Normanmug. Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.
Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.
Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
by Llihp Notwen April 15, 2013
Get the Les Pretendmug. The renaissance man; does everything and does it well.
He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.
He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.
by Nileysha April 11, 2010
Get the Les Jonesmug. by RankedPeasant January 27, 2020
Get the Matthew Lemug.