Lasagna

Pussy

Girl 1: I heard Brittany's lasagna Was soggy
Girl 2: Yes indeed

by FBGM definitions July 24, 2020

Lasagna

Its baked and some fat orange cat eats it. Italians do too.

GARFIELD! Why did you cause a global food shortage?
I thought everything was made of lasagna.

by mchow December 15, 2023

Lasagna

A food item that really shouldn't exist.

Person 1: Yo, let's go get some lasagna!
Person 2: Ew, no. Lasagna's like a love child of tomatoes and pasta

by Mushy Lasagna February 27, 2019

Lasagna

Nude Pictures. Used as code for selling nudes direct over chat sites.

I need to make my rent, anyone want to by some lasagna?

by KDubmaps October 02, 2020

Lasagna

Italian for layered meal.

We took some fast food and lasagna'd it.

I made a breakfast lasagna it had layers of sausage, bacon, and pancakes.

by VeXedWolf July 23, 2022

lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by February 14, 2023

Lasagna

A sweet drink made from carrots and mushrooms. Anteaters like to drink lasagna

I am an anteater. I eat lasagna.

by ser see swee February 04, 2021