Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

Bitch Lasagna

This is what your called when you challenge the one and only king of YouTube

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be
Sit the fuck down T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you
Zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve your bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and
Let's throw this fucking party with some
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
Bitch, lasagna
Bitch, lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million

by BitchLasagana4Ever February 12, 2019

Lasagna Wave

Really good podcast or sexual move to be determined later.

That is such as lasagna wave.

by Lasagna Man May 21, 2018

lasagna wave

the act of sexual gratification derived by expensive audio products

Zeos popped a lasagna wave after donning Stax L700 Earspeakers.

by Monsieur E May 22, 2018

frank's lasagna

Translated directly to "love"

Use in context of something that you really love.

Hey, videogames are totally Frank's Lasagna!

by Stalker25 June 24, 2019

Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.

Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?

by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019

Ganja Lasagna

A great Lasagna meal. It ain't normal Lasagna. It is pot Lasagna. Lasagna with weed. Delicious.

"How many weed do we have?"
"Enough for a Ganja Lasagna😏

by ganjalasagna March 25, 2019