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kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)
kris is a child molester
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back
this boy is annoying, so call him a kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris
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Kris

Kris is a silly, gender-fluid, girlfriend haver who has a kind soul. Kris may talk a lot but the stories are to die for and the also enjoy listening. If you recommend a show, Kris is sure to check it out and isn’t afraid to tell you what they think about it. Kris enjoys hanging out with their friends but sometimes has trouble speaking out when they are uncomfortable but recently they have been getting really well speaking up. Kris is awesome.
Bro Kris is so silly
by GiantJhonson_😘 March 10, 2024
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Kris

stupid (also cute)
Kris is stupid!
by Cyapie March 24, 2024
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Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.
I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!
by Aceofspader March 26, 2024
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