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Knob Dob

The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.
Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.

He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.

Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.
Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.
by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009
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Knob Giving

When someone rides you while you crabwalk.
Dude, my yoga skills finally helped in sex, my girlfriend and I tried Knob Giving last night.
by CrimsonFox64 November 12, 2013
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hog knob

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!
by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018
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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020
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Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.
"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"
by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014
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knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.
The head of HR is a major knob choker.
by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006
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