Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman

Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"

by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

Kitten Sip

To save wastage of precious alcohol by sipping the top of a very full glass before moving it.

Yo mum you better kitten sip your prosecco because I filled it quite high.

by GeoMa3 July 27, 2020

Discord kitten

Bibi

That guy has 5 discord kittens

by L is yoloswagking March 23, 2023

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017