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Stearns Kentucky

A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.
Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?

It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?
by AsteRexxx October 13, 2018
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Kentucky Poorboy

When you use someone elses’s hand for masturbatory purposes. They just sit there unmoving & limp while you grasp your hand around theirs and use it to beat your meat abrasively.
Brandon let Anthony use his hand for a Kentucky Poorboy, so he could feel what a full size hand feels like in the bathroom stall..
by xoxoeleo November 9, 2019
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Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"
Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.
by analbabes May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Sunshine

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy
by Knuckleberry Zing August 19, 2013
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Kentucky favor

Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.
Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors
by NeverLookBothWays October 15, 2019
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kentucky swap

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting
Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.
by Firecat087 November 28, 2015
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Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.
by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017
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