Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

kentucky attitude

when boys are acting a little goofy, sus if you will. when they send dumb pics of themselves and are lowkey embarrassing themselves without knowing it

“did you see what nick sent to her?”
“yeah his kentucky attitude was coming out”

by staceyaffff69 October 5, 2021

Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

by analbabes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott

"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"

by SolidBoi May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids

She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Plug so she didn't mess the sheets

by Chappers88 May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

Stick a thumb in it

Getting the old kentucky plug tonight, no slap rounds needed

by Kentucky 50 cal May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.

Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.

Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.

by Chester McHandsy May 20, 2021