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Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
mugGet the Alabama Kangaroomug.

kangaroo biryani

a term used to express a happy moment for Bharatiya cricket fans when Team Bharat defeat Team Australia esp. in cricket.
kangaroo biryani bro kangaroo biryani . Austraila team is knocked out by Team India once again in the bilateral series.
by typical Indian December 1, 2023
mugGet the kangaroo biryanimug.

kilted kangaroo

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)
Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard
by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024
mugGet the kilted kangaroomug.

Barbeque my kangaroo

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE
by Woahorate July 12, 2019
mugGet the Barbeque my kangaroomug.

Literal Kangaroo

a racial pejorative for native australians
Dave laughed at the literal kangaroos that ran alongside his car in Australia.
by jollyhorse September 18, 2019
mugGet the Literal Kangaroomug.

literal kangaroo

A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians
I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.
by twigsnberries September 18, 2019
mugGet the literal kangaroomug.

rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.
I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.
by XXXINSD June 19, 2022
mugGet the rusty kangaroomug.

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