Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Knob lobster

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip

"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"

by CK1052 June 22, 2021

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020

Knob Garage

Another word for Vagina. Only used for clean, well maintained safe ones (STD free) that will avoid damage to your knob parked overnight.

"That bird the other night looked well dodgy. Did you go to the clinic for a checkup after?"

"Nah mate, she had the perfect Knob Garage"

by The Pag Mafia July 3, 2014

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006