Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.
GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader
by O-DOGGIES July 12, 2012
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keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse
what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?
by Foozball January 25, 2008
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Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys
Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2010
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Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important
Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora
by Rustyshaklefoed January 18, 2021
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Keyboard Supermodel

A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.
That jerk is a keyboard supermodel...he talks a lot of crap, but his profile picture says it all.
by Essie123 August 16, 2018
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Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.
"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"
by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017
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Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper
So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine
by CJDustyMiner August 17, 2015
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