Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)

Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!

by John56tom December 11, 2019

Jordan

Hot girl with BIG TITTIES

I want to fuck Jordan

by Shitmaster2000 December 18, 2019

Jordan

Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot

Jordan: I like having multiple girlfriends

by Im retarded December 19, 2019

Jordan

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way

You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.

by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019

Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.

Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!

by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019