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Jumping Jahosafats

Legend tells of diabolical creatures spawned from ancient times. These menacing organisms birthed from the depths of the black swap and terrorized north-western Ohio for centuries. However, in 1910 the Bowling Green State University was founded and constructed over the black swap destroying their natural habitat. The demon like creatures hunt students from the bushes at night, scaring their pants off in a vengeful rage. Stories are told of only one man who knows the secrets of the black swap, a one

Paul. J. Olscamp. Yet, the legend ends with him allegedly locking himself away in the archives so nobody may learn of the secrets.
"Hey, did you hear lars totally got gnar'd by those jumping jahosafats brotendo?"

"Wha? Im too stoked up on that latenight-sunrise and these beeroids to give a chest fly about shit."
by 2 HA November 10, 2015
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clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain
Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.
by Retard Clan June 4, 2008
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jumping the fence

while having intercourse, "doggy style", with a female the male suddenly jumps to anal
Sally got mad that Jack was jumping the fence.
by Full Nelson December 31, 2007
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mexican jumping beans

by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004
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jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.
Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.
by Gunit March 7, 2005
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