Jived

A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".

Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period."

Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."

by I Shit Rainbows September 7, 2021

Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.

“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”

by Sir william 3rd April 14, 2022

Jive

A cab in Southern Africa.

James: Hey man how did you get here so fast?
Diego: I took the first jive I could get.

by A.J.King January 11, 2019

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

jive

jive is a replacement for shit

this jive boring

this jive stank
that jive over there

by boyyyyywth July 25, 2022

Va-jive

A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.

Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls.

It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub

by Enszy December 20, 2023

jive

1920s slang term for cannabis

The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!

All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019