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Jessica

A little rat who keeps trashing you on everything you do. They insult you but then say sorry after. But they don't mean it. Sometimes they get really aggressive, they may pinch and slap but it's all in good fun. They're quite stylish and can pull off multiple looks. Has trouble being nice sometimes but if you catch them on a good day it's all good.
Did you see that girl? She's a total Jessica
by lil il-fated October 7, 2017
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Jessica

A retarded hoe bag that nobody likes. Try’s to get with everyone’s boyfriend but fails because she is an ugly whore
Wow Jessica is such a fugly slug
by mycababy October 22, 2017
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Jessica

An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.
That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!
by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019
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Jessica

1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018
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Jessica

Bitch, mean and horrible slut
Jessica's a bitch
by Pineapple honey July 10, 2014
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Jessica

They are so rude and ugly. They are dumb, have horrible teeth and hair. They whine so much. You never want to be friends with a jessica. They are back stabbing b*tches
Jessica's are the worst
by truthfulbabe March 30, 2017
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Jessica

a basic girl who only cares about how her makeup looks. pretends to like you and be your friend but only cares about stealing your BFFs man. has really nice abs and makes sure everyone knows she does. Also has all the boys chasing her but only leads them one. only wears maroon and black clothing and pretends she's goth but really a secret nerd. don't trust Jessica's they will backstab you.
person 1: wow Jessica's makeup looks really good!
person 2: she spent 5 hours on her lipstick alone.
by NoonanMissIt November 29, 2016
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