Jeff Ament

Sick bass player for pearl jam. one of the best in the world.

I wish i was as good as Jeff Ament

by PeArLjAm January 5, 2005

Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

Warren Jeffs

A guy on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for practising polygamy, sexual conduct with a minor and conspiracy to commit sexual conduct with a minor. He ran away from the Colorado City, Arizona/Hildale, Utah area and was seen in Texas later. Watch out hes got bodyguards!

Warren Jeffs is on the loose raping kids

by Hockey_Guy1414474 August 10, 2006

Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

Jeff Jackson

Future NC Senator.

"Jeff Jackson is a man of great wisdom"

by George's_Bush February 26, 2021

Jeff the killer

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.

Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 18, 2022