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Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole
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Jacob

A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver
A wild jacob
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Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months
Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass
by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017
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Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Haviland May 6, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is so sweet
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Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
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jacob

a emo that wants to kill himself
jacob a person is a gay emo that wants attention and wants to commit succide
by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
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