Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

jacking off

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i like ''jacking off''

by fapping January 3, 2017

Jack Off

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.

1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off

by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025