by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019
by BigDICKDARRRRRRRYN August 16, 2021
A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga March 29, 2016
1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.
"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"
by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008
by John colt March 15, 2014