Jam Hands

A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it

Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!

by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow August 23, 2008

jam tart

A lame person that leaves you hanging at the last minute by removing themselves from the plan.

Doug is not going to the strippers with us. He is a jam tart.

by Markoni April 21, 2006

Jam Jars

Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

by Raoul D. October 4, 2010

jam master j

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches

well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure

by a fit girl January 11, 2005

jam on

to keep on jammin', to never give up, keep looking forward, enjoy what's coming to you, live it up, push it to the limit, thrive

jam on my good friend, jam on

by lmay January 14, 2010

Jam Scram

A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.

"Dude hide that 30 Tony's coming over" "ya man Tony is a total jam scram"

by camhcaz17 April 5, 2010

Jam buster

Adjusting one's cock to make a hardon more comfortable. Usually neccessary as the result of a log jam caused by erotic sights such as up skirt or down blouse viewing. The discomfort of the log jam may force a jam buster in public, in which case it has to be done as fast and as discretly as possible.

I got so darn hard at work the other day looking up this girls skirt, I just had to do a "jam buster" to let my cock stand up. I looked around to see if anyone was looking, then as quickly as possible, I put my hand down the front of my jeans and freed my cock.

by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009