itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by keith June 13, 2004

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

by latefordinner May 5, 2018

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

by Chikitits July 2, 2021

Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.

Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.

by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023

Itchy

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itttchyyy

A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.

Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...

Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!

by Itchy1234 June 19, 2020

itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 3, 2016