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alternative science

Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
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UltraKip Science

UltraKip Science (UKS) is a leading company in the area of advanced quantum lasers. UltraKip Science is responsible for the creation of Combustible Bread, the Power Melon, Universe in-a-box, etc.
Hello, and again, welcome to the UltraKip Science computer aided enrichment centre.
by Ethaniel Welchert March 1, 2017
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the science team

the 5 coolest and handsomest men in america
WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy
by big ham the awesome man March 4, 2021
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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.
Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.
My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.
by Very angry student June 8, 2023
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bronx science

noun,verb

1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter
Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard

Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.
by theworldismine March 14, 2007
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Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 3, 2020
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