Ian

Ian’s are nasty fucking dicks. Avoid at all costs

I hate Ian he’s nasty. I caught him licking his rash. What a retard.

by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 6, 2020

Ian

he's a dick

i hate ian
me too man

by wanthimsobad333 December 5, 2017

Ian

A fuck nut nigga

This Ian looking hella dumb

by 9/11 was an inside job October 25, 2018

Ian

A fugly bustard that will probably die alone

Your a Ian

by William westcot October 30, 2018

Ian

A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.

Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?

Marty: Get him drunk stunna!

by seeISeverywhere June 9, 2011

Ian

A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.

I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.

by torrance_burgundy February 4, 2010

Ian

A guy who most likely watches Vanoss gaming

My god this guy is ian

by Hey ian its me hi June 23, 2016