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Isaiah Cummins

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.
Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"

Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*

Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
by Superjett November 5, 2020
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Isaiah Kendall

Such a manly man he will fuck your family starting with your dad he loves a fat cock
by Norwegian turtle June 3, 2019
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Isaiah Urbino

He's a guy who plays baseball and sometimes does a backflip while watching three devious men
by ruhrohraggsy September 16, 2023
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isaiah kemp

An extremely big dick person, they are very smart when they want to, they're all very cocky in some aspects of life they're also in love with snow bunnies
You acting like Isaiah Kemp
by Zay10 December 25, 2016
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Isaiah/Zaya

Strange tall guy, approach with caution he stabs shit, makes too many DN jokes, is extremely sus, loves cinnabon more then he loves himself, plays apex 25/8, nobody believes he’s dating a girl
Example 1

P1: “Hey do you know Isaiah/Zaya?”
P2:“The gay one?”
P1:“Yeah hes not even gay
P2:“Cap”

Example 2
P1:”wheres Isaiah/Zaya at?”
P2:”probably cinnabon or playing apex
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Isaiah cadengo

stupid kid who prob cheated on his girl and is that kind of guy who tries to get you with someone non stop so if you see him RUN
Sucked a bunch of people Isaiah cadengo is so gay
by iLife’s Urban dictionary November 5, 2019
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isaiah qaradaghy

Isaiah qaradaghy is hottie that can pull all the girls and always is in the best group of people and far away from the lame group also he's a very short but cute boy
Isaiah qaradaghy is nice
by Jake Paul the 2nd September 14, 2017
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