I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.

Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME

by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015

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Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

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i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers

i got rizz i got jizz what you want?

by willmadigfit May 22, 2024

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I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

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