Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 04, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
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I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.
derek โ€œLetโ€™s do this but i only have one condom.โ€
gage โ€œI got next.โ€
by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017
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I got a box

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.
I got a box and after that I became a pro
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I got your boy hanging

When someone calls a grown man, a boy or son. No matter if itโ€™s slang in a friendly way, you respond with I got your your boy or son hanging. (Meaning your Dick hanging). The term is used to make sure that person never makes the mistake of calling you son or a boy again.
Ex 1. Person 1 - Whatโ€™s up my Boy?

Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!

Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?

Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!
by CDay1215 September 07, 2023
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I got the duck

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."
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I got the money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
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by Richway October 30, 2021
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