HUNGRY MONKEY

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.

Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”

by Neddy_Ludd April 19, 2006

hungry butt

the opposite of camel toe

remember ladies, leggings are NOT pants! too much camel toe & hungry butt out there!

by L~A January 9, 2010

hungry hungry hippos

1) a children's game that is played by drunk/high teens

2) euphemism for sex

"want to play hungry hungry hippos?"

by Whatevah October 5, 2007

ass-hungry

To hunger for ass. Used to describe a male homosexual's cravings for consensual anal spelunking.

Bobby, are you sure you want to wear that sleeveless mesh t-shirt out to the club? You look a little ass-hungry in it.

by Flappy October 10, 2003

Hungry Vagina

When the vagina wants to eat the sausage(penis.)and do it with him.

omg, that is one Hungry Vagina.

by monibling January 19, 2009

hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs

I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!

by cap'n gar September 26, 2003

hungry bum

when you don't wear underwear and your arse eats your pants.

man that chick has hungry bum

by your mums pants party September 3, 2009