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Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
by Melissa14 April 21, 2022
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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
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Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth
Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover
by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021
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Hoover

Yee hoover
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
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The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.
“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”
by TK404 October 13, 2021
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Lincoln Hoover

by Lmaster November 20, 2020
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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
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