wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba

Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch

by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018

Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person

Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!

by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019

Riley Hoover

Slim thicccccc Dumb bitch

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch

by Dumb friend November 29, 2019

Hoover Queen

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”

by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Brent Hoover

A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.

Have you met the pervert Brent Hoover

by Zack Ass May 30, 2019

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019