Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth

Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover”

by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

Hoovered

(Noun) When a woman sucks all the cum out of a guy.

I hoovered him last night; I emptied him. My girlfriend hoovered me last night, I'm completely empty.

by MooseOperator January 28, 2024

Hoovers Criminal Gang

Also known as 716 Gang, HCG is arguably the most hated gang in the city, as they're known for having beef with both Blood, Crip & Mexican gangs. The Hoovers have had presence on the west side of South Los Angeles since the early 1970s (then known as the Hoover Groovers). And are known for being heavily involved in both drug trafficking and pimping/prostitution along Figueroa Street which runs through the heart of their hood. HCG was formerly part of the Gangster Crip/3X before splitting from GC during the 1980s due to early feuds with 87GC and 97GC. During this time HCG was also became prolific due to being heavily involved in drug trafficking during the CIA-funded crack epidemic amidst the 1980s. For this reason they still use the "movin" arm motion gang sign that GC/3X sets use. They would eventually adopt the color orange and start referring to themselves as Hoover Criminal Gang (only 52HGC remained GC). Though their main rivals by far have always been the NHC and BC cards, as their beef with the Rollin' 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 90's, and 100's especially is one of the deadliest in the city and dates back to the early 1970s. Other feuds with the FHN, DLGB, MSMC, ECC, and 120RAC have also accounted for many deaths on both sides. Their culture of beefing with almost every has led to them adopting the popular phrase "EBK" aka "Everybody Killer" due to the fact that they have so few allies (BPS, IFGB, 51TGC, WS73GC, 83GC, GSWC, and a few other GC/3X sets being the only ones).

“You hear about that indictment with the super dangerous gang the

Hoovers Criminal Gang ? They no play play”

by TherealTalkMANE October 15, 2025

The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.

"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022