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The Hoover

When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.
I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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cake hoover

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway
by lootregirf May 14, 2011
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Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.
Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL
by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019
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Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.
When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.
by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012
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Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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