homework

Homework, something that the teacher gave you to spoil your fun when you're at home

Solution; did the homework at school library and handed in the next morning.

Problem solved;

by Saints September 15, 2003

Homework Load

An abnormally large cum load, usually occurring when one decides to wank off to deal with their stress over homework.

-Dude! I wasn't at school yesterday. What's the homework load like in Mr. London's class?
-Man, it's ridiculous! It got all over my new computer!
-Dude, that blows!

by bwnerpwner62 May 1, 2010

math homework

the most stupid useless crap ever

ew math homework

by samhurleyisbae444777 November 12, 2019

homework

shit i will never understand, school is sappose to prepare us for a job, but jobs dont require us to do our work 24/7 just the 6-8 hours we are in work, so how does homework help prepare us for a job? and why do they give us lunch detention for falling asleep in class if the reason we're fallling asleep is because we stayed up till 5 in the morning doing the homework they gave us! and why do math teachers insist that math homework help's us understand math problems more when we can already do any problem in our sleep. i guess the conclusion is teachers (especially middle school teachers) are crazy assholes that are power hungry, and like to pick on kids that are going through tough shit let alone school. its hard enouph for kids having to come home to screaming parents/siblings along with a dog that persists on nawing your leg no matter how many times u push him away, along with the 12 hours of homework that teachers give each night. i guess life's a bitch, and thats all school succeeds in teaching you.

im sappose to be doing my homework right now, but instead im writing definitions on this shit, for things im pist about, i wonder why adults dont understand why the number in teenage suicide has drasticlly increased in the past years.

by kylctwncind May 27, 2009

Professor Homework

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.

Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.

by Bill Kras September 17, 2007

spanish homework

incognito term for the use of marijuana; often used when the discussion occurs in the presence of adults (i.e. teachers, parents, managers, etc.); allows adult to assume the minors are planning something productive; originates from the fact that the majority of marijuana comes from Mexico

"hey, you wanna get together and do some spanish homework after class??"

"heck yeah! i haven't done spanish homework since last friday!"

by blazedNconfused May 15, 2010

Homework Head

Noun, indicating a situation in which a person is actively engaged in schoolwork whilst receiving a blowjob from another person more interested in physical gratification than scholarly pursuits. It is a psychologically similar phenomenon to road head.

"Oh, yeah, my professor loved my reading response, even though I wrote it during homework head."

"Listen, I know you have a lot of work to do... but how about some homework head?"

by A Kaiser September 17, 2006