homework

Something you should do but never do, becauser you have way to much and you have 10000000 better things to do
Homework isn't impotant, It's only a waste of time
by Me June 09, 2004
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Something that you try to do but procrastinate on anyway. Gives off that aura that makes you not want to do it.
Okay, time to do my math homework.

*5 minutes and half a problem later*

Fuck this, I'm going on UrbanDictionary.
by Raymoo October 17, 2007
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homework is stupid shit
by u good bro? May 14, 2019
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useless torture. no good teachers who go home after 7 hours a day half of which they have fucking lunchroom duty, and they put their slippers on and relax with hot chocolate, but not before assigning impossible amounts of the same fucking thing. they call it homework. Most of which you dont even give a danm about. Make that ALL of which. I dont know but i rather grade tests from an answer key than have to sit in my room and do all this fucking stupid ass shit. We all copy the smart kids or the pissy kids who dont have an issue with the system. So homework will just make us better con artists later in life. Haha fuck you system. Its not all the bitch fucking teachers faults, are parents who are suppose to be our "friends" get all up in our ass if we for one night dont have homework. Sorry ma, pa i fucking wanna see you do this shit. Yeah thats right you couldnt find the radius of a circle if your life depended on it or even if i promised you 2 boxesof milk duds. So over all homework is fucking stupid, rebel dont do it, it is just a way for fart nosed teachers to make are lard ass parents happy all while torturing us, "tommorows future".
I was lucky today the only homework i had was to do 20 usless factoring problems, to read this stupid-ass play about a dead fisherman, to find the fucking velocity of a danm dime falling out of my fucking butter fingered hand, and to research where the fucking pilgrims lived.
by Qwerty Vegs December 15, 2010
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Schoolwork that is assigned by teachers to be completed at home in your spare time. Homework was invented by some fucked up masochist sitting at a table one day deciding that students don't do enough work at school six hours a day, so why not send more schoolwork home even though you spend all day doing work?
I never do my math homework. It's so pointless. My teacher doesn't even check to see if I did it...
by Marco K. May 19, 2010
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Something you should use to wipe your ass with BEFORE you hand it in to your teacher.
You: DAMN, I'm out of toilet paper. No need to panic though. I still have my homework.
by bitch, please October 22, 2007
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A cruel, unusual punishment. Best suffered in front of a TV or computer.

Comes from the Greek word "homeworkis," meaning "deed of satan." Given by teachers, coming from the word "oteachus," meaning "lovers of satan."
The prison guards decided to give the prisoner homework, contrary to death.
by JustATroll March 19, 2011
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