Hoedini

Inspired by the great Harry Houdini, the word HOEdini is a term used in modern day to describe the theft or disappearance of personal belongings either money, jewelry or one's self after the acts of intercourse.

1: I took her home with me to spend the night but when I woke up all my shit was missing. She took my dog, wallet and my box of Fruity Pebbles . Shes a Hoedini.

by Pigeontoedhusky August 1, 2019

pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then taking a shit on the windshield of their car before you leave (i.e. fly away).

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night totally pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

by Anna Stesia February 26, 2008

hodad

A hodad is when your father has a sex change and becomes a prostitute.

Hey, look! Isn't that Jimmy's hodad over on the corner?

by sprude July 17, 2006

Hoedi

Heidi-ho!

1. Sexy Heidi Ho German Girl Costume
2. Wilson, the next-door neighbor of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, catchphrase is "Hi-dee-ho"
2. Mr. Hanky Says: "Heidi-Ho!"
3. Everybody says "Heidi-Ho!"
4. Hoedi is my best friend!

by ThisjointbefromCali May 20, 2011

lemon pledge hoedown

when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.

it can also be used as a prand

if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.

john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?

jim: dag yo it was quite awesome

by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009

Hodes

A term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your anus.

Dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
Dude #2: no
Dude #1: how do you not smell that?
Dude #2: smell what?
Dude #1: i know you farted Dude #2
Dude #2: so
Dude #1: it smells like you shit yourself
Dude #2: i did but i tp'ed
Dude #1: Fuck Dude #2, you gotta Hodes that!

by bleepblop December 9, 2008

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016