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hockey buddy 

A hockey buddy is an extremely funny and good looking person. They makes everyone laugh. They know how to have a good time. They are always there for you when playing hockey and you will make some amazing memories.
“who’s that girl over there?”
“that’s my hockey buddy who is amazing”
hockey buddy by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020
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hockey-goal shower 

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

Hockey Wiener 

It's a wiener with high stamina and great performance capabilities
I may have a small wiener, but at least it's a Hockey Wiener.

I want that Hockey Wiener of yours right now!

I dont want a big Penis. all girls real want is a Hockey Wiener
Hockey Wiener by russian21 April 29, 2010

hockey juice 

hey kids...bring dad a hockey juice please
hockey juice by mstuffet June 7, 2011

Hockey Mask 

A Hockey Mask is a sex term that is used to describe cum that has dried on a girls face. Usually large amounts of cum are required.

When a guy cums on a girls face, it is liquid and wet. The the cum dries if it isn't wiped off, drying to the face causing a hard, dryness to form, and is white, looking like a mask.

Best used in a bukkake situation where lots of cum is involved. The girl would end up with so much cum on her face that it would cover it entirely. If it were to try, it would be similar to a mask.
"I came all over that sleeping girls face last night. It looked like she had a hockey mask on her face when she woke up"
Hockey Mask by Hokey Playah September 26, 2009

hockey puck 

slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.
Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
hockey puck by DS1981 September 15, 2010

Hockey Injury 

A commen cover-up for a injury caused by gymnastics. Often used by macho gay men who are too afraid to admit they are gymnasts.
Fabio suffered from a hockey injury...;) wink wink nudge nudge.
Hockey Injury by tec-erz March 14, 2005