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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

An irrational fear made specifically to make fun with people who HAVE that fear
Therapist: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Person: Please no

Therapist: Let's start with some longer stuff that makes sense.

Person: Please let me go

Therapist: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the song from Mary Poppins, is quite a long word

Person: Shut up

Therapist: And Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease from volcanos.

Person: Shut. Up.

Hippopotomus

The word hippopotamus, but spelled incorrectly due to your lack of skill in spelling.
Tyler- Yo dude, did you see that hippopotomus?
Jonathan- How the acual fuck did you say somthing spelled incorrectly?!
Hippopotomus by THE OG GEHL June 14, 2021

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

a sick jokes some greek dude decided to make to torture guys who are languagely retarded
-dude what is the name of this phobia you have of long words?
*deep breath*
-SCREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
-oh yes.. its hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
*pop*
-lunatic laugh

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words
Guy 1:”Hey bro, do you have any fears?”
Guy 2:”I’m scared of long words.”
Guy 1:”oh, so you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, ok.”
Guy 2:”AHHH FUCK AHHHHHH!”

HippopigaMc-cow 

A part Hippopotamus, part Pig and part Cow hybrid animal discovered by Terence Clark , the Poetic Tribal Wizard, Intergalactic Travel Guide & Freelance Chemical Cyborg. After he discovered the only known animal of its type he named it a HippopigaMc-cow.
Your dog and cat are ok pets , but my HippopigaMc-cow is far more superior.
HippopigaMc-cow by Vonmetz September 20, 2021

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, wow the guy who made the word was a freaking meanie
thearapist) so you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
guy) STOP SAYING THAT
thearapist) no, and acordingly

guy) STOP
therapist) ok let me say it first- acordingly because of your lower iq your words are Sesquipedalian
guy) NO NO NO NO
therapist) i need to do Psychophysicotherapeutics
guy) HELP