herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 19, 2010

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.

Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.

by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Emotional Herpes

The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.

“Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”

by Andrew_6794 June 30, 2021

Herpes Queen

A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.

Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!

by NasaGal August 6, 2019