Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.
The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.
by Jerry February 10, 2005
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high-hat

To "high-hat" one is 1) to scorn the individual, to demonstrate open disdain. 2) to melodramatically display lack of interest. 3) to be pompous; escpecially, to dismiss.
"Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ maid says the reason you were buried in an unmarked grave is you high-hatted the people of Eatonville. You were uppity."
by John Spencer Yantiss December 30, 2005
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Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 24, 2009
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dish hat

An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.

"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."

"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"

"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"

"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
by Brett Christie Windsor October 02, 2012
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Sad Hat

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.
Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.
by Taintamount December 02, 2016
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hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.
Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.
by Shmurd4 February 01, 2016
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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