hungarian handshake

when someone grabs your nut sack from the front and gives it a little shake as if to say, hello.

i saw ronnie the other day, i grabbed his nuts and gave him a hungarian handshake.

by beanballz February 28, 2010

Handshake

A handshake constitutes an unspoken agreement to capture a seagull and deliver it to the other party when one party finds themselves in the presence of said birds.

Observer: "Wow, that's a rocking handshake! I can't wait 'til she gives him a seagull"

Rick: "Hey Ashlea. Thanks for the seagull. I now know how much our handshake means to you."
Ashlea: "You're welcome! I'd give you all the seagulls in all the beaches if I could."
Rick: "Gee. You are a true friend and we are both very funny and attractive."
Eavesdropper: "Hey, I was overhearing you guys talk about how funny and attractive you both are and I want you to know that it is true. Everyone says you are both very funny and attractive and the whole city of Baltimore wants you both as romantic and sexual partners but we know you can't choose us all so we are all very sad all the time."
Rick: "Thanks. That means a lot."

by NickCannon July 21, 2018

The Gay Handshake

The Gay Handshake is a common greeting between two homosexuals who will later become friends.

It usually occurs in a club, after a night out or during a Grindr hookup and involves sexual activity (often a blowwie, sometimes intertwined with conversation about random biographical details.

After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.

Person 1: Terry and I sucked each other off and sort of became friends.

Person 2: Really? How strange.

Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.

by BernardPigginbottom October 5, 2018

Dutch handshake

Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.

De Jong should have been red carded for the Dutch handshake he gave Alonso in the final. What scum.

by skyslysky July 12, 2010

Firm Handshake

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob

1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend

by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006

Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009

Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

by AHitler July 15, 2007