Bosnian Mop Handle

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.

Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice

by Osama Bin Naughty December 4, 2020

a 2 handle

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.

(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?

by R 2.0 December 29, 2020

Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"

Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.

by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010

Crack Handle

A ponytail on a crack whore.

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.

by Kittymeow78 May 26, 2018

thumb-handle

When a man attempts to put his hand down his lady friends skimpies and is stopped by her pulling his hand away, while using his thumb like a handle.

"Oh geez, Angela just thumb-handled me".

by LL-Unit November 24, 2010

love handle

where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)

When Sarah was walking, Jon squeezed her love handles

by sarah May 12, 2003

Pussy Handler

It's the P.H. in Neil Patrick Harris

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"

by mesmatthews December 16, 2008