Dutch handshake

Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.

De Jong should have been red carded for the Dutch handshake he gave Alonso in the final. What scum.

by skyslysky July 12, 2010

Firm Handshake

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob

1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend

by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006

Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009

Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

by AHitler July 15, 2007

Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.

Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.

by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009

Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!

Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?

by asiandong April 18, 2016

umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011