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Hamish

He is a fucking lanky screeching cunt who teaches Physics. He then moans about it to anyone because why the fuck not and is generally a fucking bell end who sucks on dogs bollocks.
Don't be such a Hamish you cunt.
by Alright karma March 5, 2019
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Hamish Mehta

Extremely long dick, at least 30 inches long
by IlikeArsenal121212121212 October 29, 2020
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Hamish

The appropriate plural diction for the singular word "Homie". The definition is derived from a science fictional world described in the Foundation Series of books written by Isaac Asimov. A group of native farmers live on a planet called Trantor and do nothing but farm and enjoy each others company through a vast amount of empty time due to the eternal daylight provided by their double-sun solar system. Their nation is known as Hame and they are the Hamish (pronounced "hammish"). Do to their infamous downtime, the vernacular "homie" who "chills" (or relaxes during a large amount of downtime on a regular basis) has thus been adopted into the plural "Hamish" group of individuals depending on his geographical location and social status.
"I was just chillin' with my hamish."
"I was just chillin' with the hamish."
"Don't fuck wit my/the hamish unless you tryna get bracked, fool."
"My/The hamish hooked it up!"
"Imma hit up my/the hamish cause im tryna chill. Maybe play some bp or whatever."
by Hamish Collective August 31, 2011
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habashwe

Dean: Hey man, we should really hit the gym today!
Carrick: Habashwe
by sax_of_note 54321 January 22, 2015
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new hampshire

One of the most interesting states in the nation, where just about everything is legal and everyone who isn't white gets pulled over and beaten the moment they cross the border. The weather sucks, but it looks nice in the summer time and not having sales tax is nice as well. Unfortunately, the smart people don't live in New Hampshire, but in the surrounding states near the borders and drive into New Hampshire to shop and return home to live in more affordable areas. It's got some pretty sick roads, which are unfortunately polluted by residents not knowing how to drive their Subarus, see also maine. Overall, one of those states that looks nice in a book or magazine, but you'd never want to visit.
Guy 1-New Hampshire sure is nice in the fall

Guy 2-Whats a New Hampshire?
by SpewingChunks September 6, 2005
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himashetwo

a small piece of rock that me and my brother found at the seaside in donegal. Very dangerous to swim around.
Oona: Gerard, look at that big rock out at sea
Gerard: oh yes oona it looks dangerous to swim around, thats a himashetwo, thats definitely a him a she TWO!!11
by oona June 25, 2004
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New Hampshire

A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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