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meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.
hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.
by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013
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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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cherry harvester

A guy that goes around fucking all the virgin's that he can find
Dude that guy in high school was such a Cherry Harvester.
by The Sharingan of Sexual Appeal December 3, 2013
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semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
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