half dead

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

by viciousk January 30, 2008

Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) July 11, 2008

half baked

The best stoner movie ever. Although it recieved mostly negative reviews from dumbass critics and was pretty much forgotten by many, it has been reveled by stoners since it first came out in 1998. It has recently attracted lots of non-tokers because it stars Dave Chappelle, who since the movie has become very popular due to his TV show "Chappelle's Show", which airs on Comedy Central.

I watch Half Baked so much, I can nearly quote the entire movie word for word.

by tokin D June 01, 2004

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

half-stag

The action of going to a formal dance with a partner that feels sorry for or pitys the person he/she is going with.

Guy: Hey you want to go to Prom with me?
Girl: Uhhhh...... wow... uh ok?
Guy: Great, what color will your dress be so I can match.
Girl: It doesnt matter because we're going half-stag.

by reggedoll May 12, 2010

Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 26, 2003

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 02, 2015