Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Tom holland

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way

emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

Dexter holland

A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.

I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Dexter Holland

A white guy that thinks there are no posers from Compton because he's from Orange County and has a false sense of love and respect for anybody from Compton or South Central LA since Compton and South Central LA are not far from Orange County.

Dexter Holland is full of shit talking about other people being posers.

by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020

Dexter Holland

Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.

Dexter Holland is a poser trying to call somebody else a poser.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a hot roasted potato who eat croassant and have a friend called Harrison who can't live without. If they would ever get divided the world would xjksbsbajavajajaksn

"I ate Tom Holland"
"Good boy"

by Theroaster April 27, 2017

sam holland

Sam Holland is a lamb. Or a cinnamon roll. We have yet to know the true identity of such boy. Too pure for this world. Deserves all the love.

What is your favourite animal ? Sam Holland.
Do you have any favourite sweet? Sam Holland.

by Samthelambholland September 17, 2017