hessed

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

by Jim Darr May 20, 2017

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

Henteye

You’re here because you spelt Hentai wrong. Idiot.

Idiot: Hey im gonna watch some henteye
Intellectual: Its hentai dumbass

by ThisHandleIsInUse123456789 November 7, 2019

hobo heater

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.

1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.

by M. Monroe January 19, 2009

on a heater

The string of luck someone has when gambling.

Rita wouldn't leave the casino because she was on a heater.

by Delacroix63 January 22, 2018

hesher

1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)

Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.

by chillr October 11, 2013

hesher

he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.

female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004